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View ArticleHoney Boo Boo comes to UWGB
Alana “Honey Boo Boo” Thompson of TLC’s “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” and “Toddlers and Tiaras” visited UW-Green Bay during its annual Phuture Phoenix Campus Tour Day Oct. 11. The program aims to get...
View ArticleRomney’s wife starts on fire during live TV
Following her husband’s recent surge in the polls, Ann Romney, wife of Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney, is on fire—literally. During a guest stint co-hosting “Good Morning America” Oct....
View ArticleInterns accuse Disney World of abuse
Despite Walt Disney World’s reputation as one of the happiest places in the world, its interns are sending another message. According to several UW-Green Bay students who were enrolled in the Disney...
View ArticleUWGB brings hot tubs to campus
The UW-Green Bay Student Services rooftop patio is set to receive a major makeover when construction on the space is completed The space, located between the University Union, Theatre Hall and the...
View ArticleMichael Bay to make ‘My Little Pony’ movie: Bronies aim to halt production...
With Michael Bay’s plan to reboot the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles currently shelved, he is turning his attention to another toy-related franchise–My Little Pony. According to a recent report on TMZ,...
View ArticleRomney builds own White House
Following his defeat in a bid for the White House, Mitt Romney coped with the loss in the only way a Romney can. Only nine days after losing the election, Romney has already built his own White House...
View ArticleFat police campaign to save Hostess
After news of Hostess’ imminent demise, police officers across the country are scrambling for ways to keep the company from going under. The police union, Foundation of All Twinkie Consuming Obese...
View ArticleA’viands to lay off UWGB employees
Small changes are ahead for A’viands. The food service management company announced plans Nov. 29 to fire all current kitchen employees at UW-Green Bay and replace them with house elves. The news came...
View Article‘Erhmagerd Girl’ becomes eulogizer
Erhmagerd, erts erlergers! Shelly Stepinski — infamously known across the web as the “ermahgerd girl” — has taken up a new profession following her newfound popularity. The 14-year-old girl has become...
View ArticleOscar nominations shock local student
Nathan Grueyer, a Preble High School Senior, was reportedly shocked by the 85th Academy Award Nominations. The teen, who reportedly favored “Dredd 3-D” this award season, was surprised to find that not...
View ArticleCelebrity psychologist awaits newly dejected 2012 patients
Dr. Julian Dove, a celebrity psychologist in San Francisco, said he was already making room on his extremely busy professional calendar for those who experienced fleeting celebrity in 2012. According...
View ArticleAmidst weather, car accidents skyrocket
Many of those who live on campus at UW—Green Bay made the journey back to their residence halls and apartments Jan. 25, 26 and 27. They were met, however, with winter weather advisories. Snow storms...
View ArticlePolitical science student plans on attending classes
Thomas Johnson, undeclared freshman, said he plans on attending every single one of his political science classes this spring semester. Last semester, Johnson frequently skipped his 8 a.m. biology...
View ArticlePuppy Bowl viewership surges in Green Bay
Handfuls of animal lovers tuned in to Animal Planet Sunday in order to watch the Puppy Bowl. The show combines rabid consumerism with America’s love for adorable, arbitrary action. More than 11,000...
View ArticleComa patient disappointed by “Lost” finale
After waking from a five-year slumber, 30-year-old English teacher Josephine Waltz has finally caught up on the final two seasons of the hit JJ Abrams television series “Lost.” Waltz was placed in a...
View ArticleBar hosts annual Valentine’s Day party
Steven’s Bar in downtown Green Bay is preparing for its annual Valentine’s Day party. Valentine’s Day is one of the bar’s busiest and most profitable holidays. Steven Moldanado, bar owner, said the...
View ArticleCNN covers salmonella outbreak live
Following their 24-hour coverage of the so-called “poop cruise” Feb. 14, CNN has announced monthlong coverage for a small Salmonella Outbreak in Alabama. The news network enjoyed a ratings spike from...
View ArticleStudents reconnect after winter break
The social lives of college students are detrimently affected by breaks. Studies report that students long for campus friendships during break periods in spring and winter. A few weeks into the spring...
View ArticleNewspaper editor laments end of satirical section
Would-be journalist and editor for the Off the Wall section of Fourth Estate Dylan Dobson will greatly miss the satirical section when it disappears next week. Dobson, a senior communication major,...
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